Well-Seasoned, Not Old – Snarky Birthday Card

A little extra salt, a dash of spice, and still totally edible—sounds like them! This funny birthday card is the perfect mix of humor and reality. Printed on premium glossy 16pt cardstock, it’s 5.5 x 5.5 inches and comes with an envelope so you can pretend you planned ahead.

Inside Message:
"A little extra salt, maybe a dash of spice, but still totally edible. Happy Birthday, you flavorful legend!"