Trophy or Nap? Tough Call – Funny Birthday Card

Getting older should come with rewards—like trophies, naps, and an excuse to ignore people. This snarky birthday carddelivers a well-deserved laugh (and maybe a reality check). Printed on premium glossy 16pt cardstock, this 5.5 x 5.5-inch card has a sleek, vibrant finish and comes with an envelope for easy gift-giving.

Inside Message:
"Choose your prize wisely. I vote for cake and a solid 3-hour nap. Happy Birthday!"