Thoughtful Gift? Nope, Just a Card – Funny Birthday Card

Effort? Overrated. Show you care (just enough) with this snarky birthday card, perfect for when a real gift just isn’t happening. Printed on premium glossy 16pt cardstock, this 5.5 x 5.5-inch card delivers humor with a sleek, vibrant finish. Comes with an envelope, because we’re at least that thoughtful.

Inside Message:
"It’s the thought that counts. And I thought about getting you a gift… for about 10 seconds."