Smells Like I Give a Damn – Citrus Soy Candle

For those rare days when you actually try—or want your space to smell like you do. Smells Like I Give a Damn is a bold, citrusy burst of sarcasm wrapped in a sleek, modern candle. Poured in a 7 oz straight side jar with a matte black metal lid, this candle is just the right amount of effort.

Fragrance Notes:

• Top: Lemon Peel, Orange Peel

• Middle: Grapefruit, Mandarin, Orange, Tangerine, Agave, Citrus

• Base: Lime, Sugar, Peach

Crafted with clean-burning soy wax, this candle delivers a zesty, fresh scent that says, “I’ve got it together,” even if you definitely don’t.

Perfect for your workspace, your bathroom, or any room you’re trying to make people believe you care about.

Usage: Burn for 2-4 hours per use. For an even burn, allow the wax to melt fully to the edges on the first burn.

Warning: Always place on a heat-safe surface away from drafts, children, pets, and flammable materials. Trim the cotton braided wick to ¼ inch before each use for a clean, steady burn.

This candle is made with our toxin-free, paraben- and phthalate-free soy wax, which is FDA-approved and gluten-free, ensuring a safer burn. We only use Clean Scents, meaning our fragrance oils meet California’s Proposition 65 standards, containing no carcinogens, mutagens, reproductive toxins, organ toxins, or acute toxins—making each burn as safe as it is delightful.