Running on Sarcasm - Grapefruit, Mint, & Vanilla Soy Candle

Fuel your day the Slightly Salty way — with caffeine, eye rolls, and this candle. Running on Sarcasm is the bright, zesty pick-me-up you didn’t know you needed. Tart grapefruit and cool mint collide with notes of rhubarb and garden herbs for a scent that’s sharp, refreshing, and unapologetically bold — just like you before your second cup of coffee.

Fragrance Notes:
Top: Grapefruit, Rhubarb, Mint
Middle: Lavender, Rose, Apple
Base: Vanilla, Moss, Powder

Hand-poured into a sleek 7 oz glass jar with a matte black metal lid, this clean-burning soy candle brings instant freshness and a little attitude to any room. It’s like a deep breath of confidence — with just enough bite to get you through the day.

Perfect for: Morning people (begrudgingly), snark connoisseurs, and anyone whose love language is sarcasm.

Usage: Burn for 2–4 hours at a time for optimal scent throw. Allow wax to melt evenly on the first burn.

Warning: Keep away from drafts, children, and overly positive people. Trim wick to ¼ inch before lighting for a clean, consistent burn.

Clean Scents Promise: Crafted with 100% soy wax and premium toxin-free fragrance oils. Our candles are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and meet California’s Proposition 65 standards — because you deserve a clean burn, even if your humor’s a little dirty.