I Love You More Than Coffee… And That’s Saying A Lot – Funny Love Card

This one’s for the person who ranks just above caffeine on your priority list—which is saying a lot. Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or a random “don’t leave me” moment, this snarky love card delivers a laugh and a little love (without the mush).

Printed on premium glossy 16pt cardstock, this 5.5 x 5.5-inch card has a sleek, vibrant front and a silky back for writing your “aww” moment. Envelope included, because we’re keeping it classy—kind of.

Inside Message:
You’re my favorite human. Let’s not make this weird.

Perfect for partners, situationships, or whoever keeps your coffee cup full and your heart slightly warm.