I Love You. But If You Eat the Last Slice of Pizza… – Funny Love Card

True love has boundaries—and this one is cheese-covered and triangular. This snarky love card is perfect for the partner who holds your heart and also reaches for the last slice.

Printed on premium glossy 16pt cardstock, this 5.5 x 5.5-inch card features a bold, sleek front and a silky back for writing down your very real food-related dealbreakers. Envelope included, because we’re civilized. Barely.

Inside Message:
Seriously. That’s a dealbreaker.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or everyday reminders that your love has limits—and pizza is one of them.