I’d Say ‘Take It Easy,’ But I Know You’re Already Milking This – Funny Get Well Card

I’d Say ‘Take It Easy,’ But I Know You’re Already Milking This – Funny Get Well Card

Not all illnesses require a dramatic exit—but hey, if you’re going to milk it, at least do it with style. This snarky Get Well card is perfect for the friend who might be stretching their "rest" a little too far.

Printed on premium 16pt glossy cardstock, this 5.5 x 5.5-inch card features a vibrant, sleek front and a silky back for easy writing. Includes an envelope, so you can deliver your sarcasm in classy packaging.

Inside Message:
Rest up and recover—before people catch on to your scheme.

Perfect for coworkers, friends, or anyone who needs a little nudge to stop milking the man flu.