Congrats on Surviving Another Year – Funny Birthday Card

Some birthdays are about milestones. Others? Just about making it through. This snarky birthday card is for the friend who embraces the chaos, bad luck, and questionable choices. Printed on premium glossy 16pt cardstock, this 5.5 x 5.5-inch card is sleek, funny, and just the right amount of dark humor. Comes with an envelope for easy gifting.

Inside Message:
"You’ve made it through another year of chaos, bad luck, and regrettable choices. Honestly, I’m impressed."