A Celebration of Questionable Choices – Funny Birthday Card

Retirement goals are creeping closer, and so is the ultimate dream—wearing sweatpants 24/7. Celebrate their big day with this snarky, premium glossy card, printed on 16pt cardstock for a sleek and vibrant finish. Comes with an envelope, so you can hand it off in style.

Inside Message:
"Retirement goals are getting closer, but for now, enjoy another year of pretending to care. Happy Birthday!"