Aging Like a Fine Banana – Funny Birthday Card

Smooth? Maybe not. Holding on? Definitely. This hilarious birthday card is perfect for anyone who’s aging like a banana—faster than expected, but still pushing through. Made with premium glossy 16pt cardstock, this 5.5 x 5.5-inch card is sleek, witty, and guaranteed to get a laugh. Comes with an envelope, because we’re thoughtful like that.

Inside Message:
"Soft spots, a little bruised, and past your prime—but still holding on! Enjoy your day before things get real mushy."