Aged Like Fine Wine… Or Cheap Tequila – Snarky Birthday Card

Some people age like a fine cabernet; others age like a regrettable shot of bottom-shelf tequila. Either way, they’ve survived another year, and that’s worth celebrating! This 5.5 x 5.5-inch premium glossy card delivers the perfect mix of snark and charm—printed on thick, high-quality cardstock with a sleek finish. Includes an envelope for easy gift-giving (or last-minute scrambling).

Inside Message:
"Let’s be real—some days you’re a smooth cabernet, other days you’re a regrettable shot of cheap tequila. Either way, you made it another year. Cheers!"